who you should fight in thrilling intent
Gregor: have a fun sparring match you two!! :D
Ashe: she doesn’t deserve it, but probably needs it. cover your neck though
Markus: sure, go ahead! but fair warning, he WILL befriend you even if you break his nose
Kyr: DON’T!! DON’T FIGHT KYR!!!!! HE’S A SWEET POTATO and it might, also, accidentally set off an explosion. it’s safer for everyone to just hurt his feelings instead
Thog:
don’t bring fists to a gun fight. should it be a fist fight, don’t bring shirts
Inien: please fight inien. beware of grease spells.
Colvin: you cannot fight him with your fists. fight him with your truth
Horaven: you’re either going to die or you’re going to apologize, so maybe don’t fight him
Moren: he just want’s to live in peace and sell his artefacts, leave him alone dude!!
Xin: IGNORE CONSEQUENCES, FIGHT XIN. PLEASE JUST FRICKIN PUNCH XIN
Zalvetta: punch zalvetta in the face and dunk him in a ditch, but try not to get murdered in the process
Dao: sounds like an unhealthy way of expressing your anger man
Zeke: don’t fight zeke. fight the motherfucking bowel ripper
Kyrlos: CHALLENGE HIM TO A DEATH MATCH AND KICK HIS CROSSBOW
Narn: fight narn, but be creative about it??
Ballast McGee: eradicate him from this earth pls
Firi: challenge her to a haiku battle. you will win. avoid onhorian armwrestling.
Cha’roth: only fight if in shrimp mode. otherwise no touchy the baby
Dont: don’t
Rat: deserves to be fought, but for the safety of your body and soul it is not recommended
Batty: ????????????menace??????????????
Iggy: just chill. he’ll give you free rations
Verne: smack him and watch him crumple