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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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who you should fight in thrilling intent

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Gregor: have a fun sparring match you two!! :D

Ashe: she doesn’t deserve it, but probably needs it. cover your neck though

Markus: sure, go ahead! but fair warning, he WILL befriend you even if you break his nose

Kyr: DON’T!! DON’T FIGHT KYR!!!!! HE’S A SWEET POTATO and it might, also, accidentally set off an explosion. it’s safer for everyone to just hurt his feelings instead

Thog: don’t bring fists to a gun fight. should it be a fist fight, don’t bring shirts

Inien: please fight inien. beware of grease spells.

Colvin: you cannot fight him with your fists. fight him with your truth

Horaven: you’re either going to die or you’re going to apologize, so maybe don’t fight him

Moren: he just want’s to live in peace and sell his artefacts, leave him alone dude!!

Xin: IGNORE CONSEQUENCES, FIGHT XIN. PLEASE JUST FRICKIN PUNCH XIN

Zalvetta: punch zalvetta in the face and dunk him in a ditch, but try not to get murdered in the process

Dao: sounds like an unhealthy way of expressing your anger man

Zeke: don’t fight zeke. fight the motherfucking bowel ripper

Kyrlos: CHALLENGE HIM TO A DEATH MATCH AND KICK HIS CROSSBOW

Narn: fight narn, but be creative about it??

Ballast McGee: eradicate him from this earth pls

Firi: challenge her to a haiku battle. you will win. avoid onhorian armwrestling.

Cha’roth: only fight if in shrimp mode. otherwise no touchy the baby

Dont: don’t

Rat: deserves to be fought, but for the safety of your body and soul it is not recommended

Batty: ????????????menace??????????????

Iggy: just chill. he’ll give you free rations

Verne: smack him and watch him crumple